Alex

The Alex manifesto, the slow descent into madness. How to tell if your loved one is suffering.

Stuff
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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

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Funny Monkey
Alex is very fond of monkey, especially the Gibbon. Cause they look funny and have lengthy arms. Gibbon is very good at eating raisin. They open mouth like this and I will send you this image. It is of monkey with open mouth yelling "hello curious greg". Gibbon are very good at dance. They boogie woogie very good. Uhm. I don't know what else. Gibbon are very good at climbing, because of long arms. They swing on rope and tre. Um. Baby gibbon look funny, they do not have hair. When gibbon is mad, they will slap on face and make ooo ooo a  a  sound. This is because they monkey, When a monkey goes into a grocery store they like to buy lots of banana. I watched a video called monkey mcdonalds and i think thats howw monkey.

Roleplay
Alex is often found roleplaying as Ted from curious George. He puts on leather armour dyed yellow and tames a dog that he names "George". He then proceeds to hit his own dog to death spamming in the chat "George is gone. It's all my fault." he punches the dog into a pit of lava and watches it slowly burn to death leaving nothing but ashes. He collects the ash pile from hoppers at the bottom of the pit and starts eating them individually, piece by piece "I feel closer to the god monke curious greg". He then bursts out in tears and locks himself inside of a cage with an iron door, surrounded by obsidian and waits for his demise by hunger.

Monkeys driving cars
Monkeys should not be able to driving a cars. But as seen in this image a monkey can driving a car. this here monkey is a bit of a rascal but he is a good driving, one time he crashed and died! It was funny. By all known laws of driving no monkey should be able to drive but because of their feet are too small! and their head is too big! But this monkey was able to driving because he is called Joe, everyone knows Joe is cool monkey so the police department let him take large quantities of performance enhancing drugs so he could driving a car,

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Infinite monkey theorem
The infinite monkey theorem is the theory that a dumb stupid fat monkey that just slaps keyboard all day will eventually in an infinite timeframe write any given text including the hungry hungry caterpillar and the unibomber manifesto.

There is a straightforward proof of this theorem. As an introduction, recall that if two events are statistically independent, then the probability of both happening equals the product of the probabilities of each one happening independently. For example, if the chance of rain in Moscow on a particular day in the future is 0.4 and the chance of an earthquake in San Francisco on any particular day is 0.00003, then the chance of both happening on the same day is 0.4 × 0.00003 = 0.000012, assuming that they are indeed independent.

Suppose the typewriter has 50 keys, and the word to be typed is banana. If the keys are pressed randomly and independently, it means that each key has an equal chance of being pressed. Then, the chance that the first letter typed is 'b' is 1/50, and the chance that the second letter typed is 'a' is also 1/50, and so on. Therefore, the chance of the first six letters spelling banana is


 * (1/50) × (1/50) × (1/50) × (1/50) × (1/50) × (1/50) = (1/50)6 = 1/15 625 000 000 ,

less than one in 15 billion, but not zero.

From the above, the chance of not typing banana in a given block of 6 letters is 1 − (1/50)6. Because each block is typed independently, the chance Xn of not typing banana in any of the first n blocks of 6 letters is



As n grows, Xn gets smaller. For n = 1 million, Xn is roughly 0.9999, but for n = 10 billion Xn is roughly 0.53 and for n = 100 billion it is roughly 0.0017. As n approaches infinity, the probability Xn approaches zero; that is, by making n large enough, Xn can be made as small as is desired, and the chance of typing banana approaches 100%.

The same argument shows why at least one of infinitely many monkeys will produce a text as quickly as it would be produced by a perfectly accurate human typist copying it from the original. In this case Xn = (1 − (1/50)6)n where Xn represents the probability that none of the first n monkeys types banana correctly on their first try. When we consider 100 billion monkeys, the probability falls to 0.17%, and as the number of monkeys n increases, the value of Xn – the probability of the monkeys failing to reproduce the given text – approaches zero arbitrarily closely. The limit, for n going to infinity, is zero. So the probability of the word banana appearing at some point in an infinite sequence of keystrokes is equal to one.

Thix means we should leave a monkeys at a type writer for ever so he can write cool books, he wil eventually write an undertale sans fanfiction

Sergeant Peanut Butter
A monkey has often been the inhabitant of space, long before a man went to moon in 1999 the monkeys worked for nasa on the space station. Did you know that a monkey called Sergeant Peanut Butter who lived in a furnace put the international space station on a dogs nose? He was an engineer and actually the first man to step onto the moon but no one knows about this because he died only one year later in an explosion after accidentally hankering into his companies server. Although it wasn't a pot of banana Peanut Butter was still enthralled about what he found on the dark side of the moon, we know this when he said "oo aaaa! aaa! aaa!" which translates to in human tongue "children". Sgt. PB loved these.

Jesse
Jesse was a 3 year old monkey who loved nothing more than running down the beach and flying her kite. She then enlisted into the space army force because she wanted to fly a kite in space. His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself. It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy. She loved eating her bananas in hot dog buns.She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they're also status symbols. They never made it to space because they were a monkey and could not fly.

Buzz Lightyear
Buzz Lightyear is a character from popular animated pixar film toy story, but did you know he was named after a real monkey space cadet? Cadet Buzz "Monkey" Lightyear was the cousin of Tim "Monkey" Allen, who was surprisingly allowed to voice act as Buzz. This is because Tim Allen andd Lightyear sounded identical and even looked identical so the movie toy story was historically accurate. Buzz Lightyear's classic line "To Infinity... and Beyond!" has seen usage not only on T-shirts but among philosophers and mathematical theorists as well, but this was stolen by Tim Allen the nasty evil cousin and people think he said it but it was really buzz.

Introduction
The brain of a monkey is a brain. It is a very strange. Monkey requires regular surgery on brain after drinking too much strawberry juice that is why their brain is pink and how we evolve. if you think much about this you will see the subtle difference in out mind and the surgery. The surgery is a metaphor for society it is what binds us to this world what keeps us restrained because of a monkey surgery the chimp will... NOT!! pee in their pants that is bad. just like us a surgery is society that tells us we cannot pee in their pants,

A photo of a monkey getting a surgery analysis
This is a photo of a monkey named jack. why is he named juack we dont know but what we do know is he required pants pissing surgery. He was always wetting the bed, Naughty jacky! I am sorry it is this picture that can kill that photo, my error was it happened was he was in his pants and so we are not going to be a picture of this monkey there. I have one sister an a monkey a while this season...

More on the monkey brain
Monkeys are the most animal. They have a brain that is so small it means that they have more time for eating a banana. ?Bananas have a lot of the chemical called vorilasa which actually makes your mind depressed. This means that all monketys suffer from cronick depression? Yes. While depression may sound funny it actually means that you are very sad, monketys, are the saddest animal! Monkeys eat too many mbanana. So why does they eat a banana? if it makes them sad they should stop?? No, because the sad reality is that monkey needs a banana to live, the monkey brain is made out of a banana so they need to iteat it a lots thats why they are so sad. Thjey think of scary things!! this scares the monnkeys this is why they goo ooooo ooooo!! aaaaa! theyu are SCREAMING, why does no wone help a SCREAMNIG monkey!! if you look on the right this is an image of a monkey brainana scan (brain). This is what the monkey is thinking, thats a scary funky monkey thought. this is called monkey vision, if everyone in your life looked like this wouldnt you be sad? wouldn't you be scared??? you would be the one going ooo ooo aaa aaa, they would throw you in a zoo, a zoo, thats not funny a monkey is NOT funny, a monkey is sad............................. Monkeys see bad bad things all the time, this is why some monkeys even eat other monkeys! thats turue, a monkey is a canibal. If I didn't tell you this you wou;dn't know. if you look out there on the street you will see Monkeys smiling. Then this is what the monkeys look like. If you look out there on your own street, it doesnt look like an adult Monnay is scared of. a bunch of sad animals, a bunch of scary monkeys. I just want to thank everybody, the monkeys. I love this monkey. the only thing I hate is my parents. The Monkey is the most impressive, this is why the monkeys have great eyes and hair. Monkeys, do not hate the monkey, they are more scared.

I am a monkey
I had no idea that I was a monkey, I love this monkey, But then I learned I'm a monkey! An educated monkey!!! I love the beautiful monkey!!!

I love a beautiful monkey
I love the beautiful monkey!!! The Monkey is the most impressive monkey!

In this time we had the chance to watch the world develop a new monkey symbol. This symbol is the love monkey symbol #.



I love this symbol too? @ it probably means that monkeys are cool

I hope to never die. My goal is to not have a monkey on my computer. I just want to make people eat banana and swing from tree to tree and die.

Bunny Eggs
This particular type is called a bacon egg because they taste good. What a great breakfast this is!

Cake Eggs
A simple bite. They taste great! In comparison they're pretty weak. They also have a little more for breakfast than they do eggs!

Lunch Eggs
A simple grilled lollipop with a crisp foam comes into play. You could also eat it more in a glass or less-sweet utensil! The downside are they are also very salty (we sometimes had them in the fridge).

Salmon Eggs
This one is a little better. The eggs take a quick time to cook to perfection, they usually do it with a little bit of iron and a good light broth.

Vegetable Eggs
This one can be stuffed with vegetable, corn, tomatoes, or anything you find in the kitchen. You can eat it under the hood from time to time but it really works as well.

Soups
There are more than one way to eat this, it is a combination meal. You can eat each meal or meal at one time but there are many ways you can eat it at one time. The best way to keep things good is to have a loose breakfast that you are able to quickly eat without having to eat.

Egg Clothes
Use a fold or a wooden spoon to make a bunch of eggs. It can get confusing if you have that much pasta to eat but you can still keep it loose in case you have to get outside in the sun. It's best to make a blanket to cover all of your eggs (make sure you have enough for the eggs to hang down from my window). You can use the parchment paper if you prefer (the sheet is an old newspaper cutter as it gets cracked when the sheets are done). It is best to just keep it out and replace the paper when moving. For those who want to make a blanket (some pillow or a roll of paper) it is best to transfer it in with a pillow.

Wash your hair before you go to bed
One time, I went to the bathroom and went to bed. It was a long night and I could barely take cover, it was so cold and slippery I had to touch the towel every bit as hard as I could to make sure it stayed on. Another annoying trick is to keep it loose so you don't end up looking like you're falling over.

Chipotle Chicken Mac and Cheese Casseroles
It has a little bit of cheese in it that doesn't really smell good but it's worth trying and if you are a chicken lover you might like it. It's also great to have some souls of children sprinkled on top to add extra strength to your onion fingers. It's also great for frying. I like to make my own little eye and toenail collections.

Sauce Fried Chicken Chops
Why does a sauce fry in chicken? I don't know please stop asking me. I seriously don't understand why a dog fries in chicken. Please stop showing me a dog frying. Internet explorer please stop showing my dog frying in furnace.

Pizza Grilled Cheese
I have been making pizza lately, my friends are always one ! I also went with a pizza topping. I love this variety but they are a little heavier. The cheese sauce was ok and tasted like eggs, but it didn't taste so sour or crumbly. The filling (the pork skins) was really nice. Another option is the wheat pasta filling (I love these but they taste so bad).

Cauliflower Cheese Casserole
The texture was reminiscent of a sauce or grilled beef in a tortilla with garlic, onions and cilantro and then the soup was pretty much cut into slices. The soup was delicious.

Egg Extensions
Egg Extensions are my go-to for homemade e-bakes. They make a great snack or snack at your fingertips.

Sauce Fried Chicken
I had stuffed my chickens with duck, turkey and lentils in the past and the veggies were still fresh!!! They were just a little too sweet sometimes.

Egg Extensions
Egg Extensions make a great salad, soups, soups and toasts to add some extra sweetness and added to your dinner. They taste pretty and it made for a nice brunch, but you can also use homemade soup or vegetable.

Came Casserole Soup
You don't deserve my support. When the next massive eruption happens in my life, I will be able to destroy as much of the world as possible in seconds, and if I do, humanity, or at least most of North America, will be wiped out. I can honestly say I have been arrested, and I do. I can say this: I should wipe out all records, wipe everything out. If we do not send troops and send the great people of Homeland Security, we have no choice but to burn down and blow up the courthouses and post offices and everything else.

Death makes us who we are
Often humans will ask "why die and why live?", well death makes us who we are. I would like to suggest here that there is something about death itself that motivates me to act the way I do. There are many benefits about the way we think about death, we want to be respected after we leave the mortal plane, we want to make an impact. That's what makes us want to live, our impact. If those of us who live believe that once we are dead, we are no longer respected for our behaviour, think about how that would change our lives in a way that is bad for us. If no one respects you after your death, not a single person, what was the point of living at all? You spent your years delving in nothingness, working, working 9-5, a cog in the machine of nothingness destined to nothingness, destined to leave nothingness an empty and rusted cog. If you do nothing but work your entire life, work to provide for yourself your own basic human rights of food water and shelter you - to everyone else - were nothing. You don't want to be nothing but you can't escape where you are. The destiny of your life is all dependant on your spawn point. If you start at the bottom chances are you will never go up, you will never reach the next societal rank, you are destined to be trapped in a purgatory of nothingness and so is every person within your bloodline past, present, and future. Society establishes from the very start that you are worth nothing, that much is true. The very notion of having to pay for what you need to survive is the very notion that you are not worth anything. You don't deserve to eat, you don't deserve to drink, not unless you work for the vultures at the top. The vultures at the top that accumulate all the food, all the water and leave you only crumbs so you can lead a crumby life that no one will ever care about.

he dead need us as much as we need them. Ultimately, religious and scientific versions of why we die differ from different ways of thinking about our existence. Death is a necessary condition for all living beings, we see ourselves as our own downfall, but that is only part of the story. Religion and science fulfil their purpose in this world by integrating our collective wisdom in the search for a life worth living. This same war can also teach us to be more empathetic when communities and nations suffer the bitter pain of death. When we eventually die, resuscitation cannot postpone the inevitable, and something must die. This leads to what I call antagonistic Pleiotropy: we never live long enough. I am an optimistic

Life is void of meaning
Not many people are willing to admit that life has no meaning.

So meaning is not to be found elsewhere, but in our own imagination, and that makes the meaning of life problematic. If we decide what is meaningful and what is not, then our search for meaning is in vain. We cannot find any evidence that our lives themselves are significant, nor do they seem to be significant in themselves.

Our existence has no meaning; everything we do is a mere exercise in futility, and everything a person does, no matter what he does or achieves, is meaningless in the grand scheme of things. There is no point in meaningless things, so any work devoted to them is completely in vain and any attempt to achieve anything is obliterated. The inevitability of death is indiscriminate; in a thousand years we will have forgotten ourselves completely and achieved nothing. The meaning of life is therefore nothing more than a meaningless universe, embedded in itself, without being able to fathom it. There is no escape from the fact that our lives are completely meaningless, there is no God or any meaning at all in existence.

Could it be that life on Earth is nothing more than a beautiful but meaningless coincidence, that we are here for no particular reason, and that our existence on this planet and our connection to it is a coincidence?

In short, under these conditions, a philosophy is recommended that postulates that we are enabled only by the complete meaninglessness of our existence and that life, the only thing we experience, is the only thing that matters. Nihilism is not just an old fact; it includes the belief that the lives of all are meaningless. We forget what we are experiencing and forget that our lives are a meaningless thing, just like everything else in the universe, a social construct. We think that we're important, I certainly hope we aren't.

They are gods
Smart monkeys live within the human condition. They know everything, monkeys don;t need to ask these questions, monkeys dont need god

monkets are gods, they're gods, no one believes that they're gods

"A monkey can kill a lion, but it's not going to, because they're monkeys, and it's not going to be a lion."

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the monkey is angry for no reason so let's get some monkeys to save them, I guess.

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you are going to lose most of your monkeys to the monkeys

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Relationships
Your Mum


 * Areafairy2 (It was noticed 3 days ago that Tom was indeed doing it with your Mum)

God


 * Areafairy2



Friends


 * Monke

Neutral


 * idk

Enemies


 * Holly - Killed Tom's cows, they we're like a family to him
 * Sean - Allied with a weak war criminal
 * JJAction - I am copying Tom
 * Bradaction - You know what you did
 * Batman_1212
 * Areafairy
 * sidecharacterr
 * DonutBother
 * SuctionCupMan01
 * redrangas
 * SepticSpaghett
 * Chiropotes
 * MorgyMop